Disney World in Orlando, Florida, covers 30,500 acres, which is 46 square miles. That is twice the size of Manhattan.
In 2003, the personal fortune of J.K. Rowling - best-selling British author of the wildly popular Harry Potter books - surpassed that of the Queen of England.
Dr. Seuss wrote Green Eggs and Ham after his editor challenged him to produce a book using fewer than 50 different words.
If the minimum wage had risen as fast as CEO pay since 1990, the lowest-paid workers in the United States would have earned $23.03 an hour in 2005.
On average, women utter 7,000 words a day; men manage just over 2,000.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Did You Know?
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Monday, March 28, 2011
Beautiful SUNNY Ireland
ST STEPHENS GREEN IN DUBLIN |
We have had the most beautiful weather in Ireland ever since we have been here. We haven't seen one drop of rain and the skys have been "Carolina Blue" every day. I'm afraid we are due for a change tomorrow though but we are not complaining. I have only had my jacket on a few times - mostly just sweaters and long sleeve tees.
We have seen and done so much that I am keeping a travel journal and trying to jot things down. (It's hell getting old and not remembering what you did yesterday!!) I think my last blog post, we had finished our days in Kilkenny and were headed to Kilarney. On our way we stopped and toured the Rock of Cashel which is a 12-13th century cathedral. It is just amazing to me how old these buildings are and to think the residents of America were living in tee pees!! While in Cashel, we visited a (very) local pub there - Pat Fox's. We had met an Irelander on the road and he told us to stop in and tell his brother hi so we did! From there, we headed to Cahir where Ashley and I toured a medieval castle. Sonny had seen his fill of castles and cathedrals so he sat in a park and read his novel. Afterwards, we met him in a local pub (surprise!!) and had a pint. When we were leaving, there was a funeral procession going by. It was very interesting to us - instead of everyone following in their cars, they were walking and flanking the car carrying the casket.
From there we drove on to Killarney. Our hotel was ultra modern. I was not so impressed with Killarney - it was more of a party town and of course, us being there on a Saturday night didn't help. We had dinner in a small pub (great fish & chips!) and watched a soccer match against Ireland and Macedonia. Everyone in the pub was glued to the tv just like us watching the Steelers play! When Ireland won, there was a jovial atmosphere. We left there and went to another pub thinking we would listen to some good Irish music. Instead, we could have been in a bar in America with all the young people shoulder to shoulder and the rock music playing. We did not stay there long!! Unfortunately, at our hotel there was a bar with live music playing in the courtyard downstairs that was also really crowded and our window overlooked the courtyard. They partied until about 2:30 AM! I was not happy!!
On Sunday we managed to book a tour bus (all day) to see the Ring of Kerry which is a 100+ mile horseshoe around the Iveragh Peninsula. The route goes along the peninsula with views of Kells Bay and the beautiful Dingle Bay. There are lovely mountain range views along the Iveragh Peninsula also. I got some great pictures! We made several stops to take photos. We went through one little village that only has 90 people living in it! (Molls Gap) The downside of the tour was our tour driver. He had a very heavy accent and no one on the bus could understand him. We tried to slow him down which worked for about 5 minutes! But it was much better than Sonny having to navigate those narrow coastal roads! Their roads here (not the major highway) are about as wide as one lane of our highway - with no shoulder and stone fences on the passenger side. Last night we had dinner (and a few pints) at Danny Manns Bar. It was quite large but there was a good singer in there singing many Clancy Brothers songs that we enjoyed.
Today we drove to Doolin. Our first stop was a beautiful little town, Adare in the county of Limerick. It is regarded as being Ireland's prettiest and most picturesque village. Adare's streets are lined with original thatched cottages which have survived for hundreds of years. Some of the cottages are kept by local restaurants and Arts & Crafts shops, but many are still privately owned. We just strolled around town and the Visitors Center. Our next stop was in Bunratty where the original Durty Nellie's Pub is located. We had lunch there and took a lot of pictures. Durty Nellie's is a favorite bar of ours in San Antonio when we visit there so it was fun to find the original. After lunch, we toured the 15th century Bunratty Castle, the 19th century Bunratty Folk Park and the Village Street. The Castle is the most complete and authentic medieval fortress in Ireland. Built in 1425, the castle was restored in 1954 to its former medieval splendour and now contains mainly 15th and 16th century furnishings.
Here are some pictures - in no particular order!
VIEW FROM BUS WINDOW on RING OF KERRY TOUR |
POWERSCOURT WATERFALL - NEAR KILKENNY |
ST FRANCIS ABBEY AT SMITHWICK BREWERY / KILKENNY |
DURTY NELLY'S ORIGINAL |
DOOLIE, IRELAND - ATLANTIC OCEAN |
SHEEP ARE EVERYWHERE! |
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Saturday, March 26, 2011
Answers to Quiz
Answers to yesterday's quiz!
1. (b) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe, took till the late '60's to catch on.
2. (b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing.. Who had a steam iron?
3.. (c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top...
4 . (a) Blackjack Gum.
5. (b) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil.
6. (a) 1946 Studebaker.
7. (c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.
8. (a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.
9. (a) With clamps , tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a shoestring around your neck.
10.. (c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.
11. (c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of the disease..
12. (b) Taxi , Better be ready by half-past eight!
13. (c) Macaroni ...
14. (c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.
15. (a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.
16... (a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.
17. (b) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at the Green Stamp store.
18. (c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.
19. (a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots.
20. (a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today.
SCORING
17- 20 correct : You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who should share your wisdom!
12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but you're getting there.
0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences.
Guess I'm OLD - I got them all right!! What about you?
10.. (c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.
11. (c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of the disease..
12. (b) Taxi , Better be ready by half-past eight!
13. (c) Macaroni ...
14. (c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.
15. (a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.
16... (a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.
17. (b) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at the Green Stamp store.
18. (c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.
19. (a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots.
20. (a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today.
SCORING
17- 20 correct : You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who should share your wisdom!
12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but you're getting there.
0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences.
Guess I'm OLD - I got them all right!! What about you?
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Friday, March 25, 2011
Kilkenny
Having so much fun! We left Dublin yesterday in our rental car and drove to Kilkenny. What an experience! Sonny was gripping the steering wheel all the way while trying to figure out driving on the wrong side of the road! The roads here are quite narrow and it is pretty scary. Ashley sat in front to be the navigator. I started out on the passenger side in the back but quickly moved over behind the driver so I didn't have to see how close we were coming to the stone walls on the side. We only touched the wall once - only folding the mirror in and only missed about a half dozen turns resulting in us having to turn around and backtrack. When we got to our hotel, Sonny parked the car and we have walked all around ever since! It is about a 20 minute walk (about a mile) into the town.
Last night we walked into town and found The Kytelers Inn / Pub that had a couple playing Irish tunes. This was just the type of pub that I imagined in Ireland! The Kytelers Inn dates back to 1324, when Dame Alice Kyteler, a Banker-Money Lender, Brothel Keeper and Black Witch first established business on this medieval site. Dame Alice Kyteler was accused of being a witch and sent to the dungeons beneath Kilkenny Castle. But by the political power of the Chancellor of Ireland, her former brother-in-law Roger Outlawe, her escape was organised. Her guards were beaten senseless and Dame Alice was released from the dungeons and freed from the sentence of death that hung over her. Instead Alice Kyteler's servant, Petronella, was burned at the stake for witchcraft in 1324. The pub is supposed to be haunted. There was a couple of local men sitting at the bar who got up and were dancing the Irish jig. I got up to take a picture .... big mistake!! One of the men grabbed me and started dancing with me - as if I know how to dance a jig!! I was able to keep up for a few minutes but thought if the song didn't stop, I was going to have a heart attack!! By the end of the night, we were quite good friends with Adrian! He is the local tailor here and is quite a character.
Today we took a walking tour of Kilkenny and learned the history of this medieval town. It is just hard to believe how old the buildings are. We also took a tour of the Smithwick Brewery. The brewery is situated on the site of a Franciscan abbey where monks had brewed ale since the 14th century, and has ruins of the original abbey on its grounds. It is Ireland’s oldest operating brewery, founded by John Smithwick in 1710 on land owned by the Duke of Ormonde. The Smithwick's unlike the Guiness tour in Dublin is actually at the brewery. You get to travel through and see beer in the making. It was very interesting.
I am very tired tonight and my battery power on my computer is about to die! We need to plan out our day tomorrow. We will be driving again = this time headed to Killarney.
Last night we walked into town and found The Kytelers Inn / Pub that had a couple playing Irish tunes. This was just the type of pub that I imagined in Ireland! The Kytelers Inn dates back to 1324, when Dame Alice Kyteler, a Banker-Money Lender, Brothel Keeper and Black Witch first established business on this medieval site. Dame Alice Kyteler was accused of being a witch and sent to the dungeons beneath Kilkenny Castle. But by the political power of the Chancellor of Ireland, her former brother-in-law Roger Outlawe, her escape was organised. Her guards were beaten senseless and Dame Alice was released from the dungeons and freed from the sentence of death that hung over her. Instead Alice Kyteler's servant, Petronella, was burned at the stake for witchcraft in 1324. The pub is supposed to be haunted. There was a couple of local men sitting at the bar who got up and were dancing the Irish jig. I got up to take a picture .... big mistake!! One of the men grabbed me and started dancing with me - as if I know how to dance a jig!! I was able to keep up for a few minutes but thought if the song didn't stop, I was going to have a heart attack!! By the end of the night, we were quite good friends with Adrian! He is the local tailor here and is quite a character.
Today we took a walking tour of Kilkenny and learned the history of this medieval town. It is just hard to believe how old the buildings are. We also took a tour of the Smithwick Brewery. The brewery is situated on the site of a Franciscan abbey where monks had brewed ale since the 14th century, and has ruins of the original abbey on its grounds. It is Ireland’s oldest operating brewery, founded by John Smithwick in 1710 on land owned by the Duke of Ormonde. The Smithwick's unlike the Guiness tour in Dublin is actually at the brewery. You get to travel through and see beer in the making. It was very interesting.
I am very tired tonight and my battery power on my computer is about to die! We need to plan out our day tomorrow. We will be driving again = this time headed to Killarney.
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History Quiz
How much of this do you remember?
1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob.
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn.
2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it.. For what was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs.
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.
c. Large salt shaker.
3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk.
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled.
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.
4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps
5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during WW II.
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks
6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker
7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?
a . Strips of dried peanut butter.
b. Chocolate licorice bars.
c Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside.
8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up..
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing.
c On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust.
9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key.
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot.
c. Long pieces of twine.
10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts.
b. Ask Mom.
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-MO.
11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940s and 1950s?
a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c. Polio
12. 'I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey'
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar
13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c Macaroni
14 What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek.
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores.
c Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.
1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob.
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn.
2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it.. For what was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs.
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.
c. Large salt shaker.
3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk.
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled.
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.
4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps
5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during WW II.
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks
6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker
7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?
a . Strips of dried peanut butter.
b. Chocolate licorice bars.
c Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside.
8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up..
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing.
c On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust.
9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key.
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot.
c. Long pieces of twine.
10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts.
b. Ask Mom.
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-MO.
11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940s and 1950s?
a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c. Polio
12. 'I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey'
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar
13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c Macaroni
14 What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek.
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores.
c Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.
15 . What was the name of the Indian Princess in the Howdy Doody Show?
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajawea
c Princess Moonshadow
16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high.
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window.
c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure.
17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?
a.. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum.
b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items.
c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos.
18. Praise the Lord , and pass the _________?
a.. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition
19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song 'Cabdriver' a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires
20. Who left his heart in San Francisco ?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin
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CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR ANSWERS!
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajawea
c Princess Moonshadow
16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high.
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window.
c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure.
17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?
a.. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum.
b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items.
c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos.
18. Praise the Lord , and pass the _________?
a.. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition
19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song 'Cabdriver' a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires
20. Who left his heart in San Francisco ?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin
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CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR ANSWERS!
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Dublin
Having a grand old time here in Dublin! Got in yesterday at 5:30 - Ashley met us at the hotel around 2 and we were off. There's a nice pub next door to our hotel - The Bleeding Horse. We walked over and had lunch - corned beef, mashed potatoes and a brew .... yummm. Then we wandered around Dublin, walking down to Trinity College, the oldest university in Dublin. We stopped off in several pubs around town. I have discovered one thing about Ireland so far .... there is no worry of getting thirsty! On each city block, there is at least one or two pubs. I've never seen anything like it. I'm not a big beer drinker but I do enjoy hard cider and it is on tap at each pub. Don't want to think about how much weight I'm putting on. But, we are walking a lot so that will help!
Today we got on a "hop on hop off" bus and saw the sights around town. We an took individual tour of Kilmainham Gaol which is a jail that was built in the late 1700s. Quite impressive! Then it was on to a tour of the Old Jameson Distillery. The actual distillery has moved out of the city but again, the building was built in the 1700s. The tour was interesting taking you through the entire production process. And at the end, there was a tasting room. I have a good friend that loves Jameson (hi, Sharon!) but I have tried to drink it and never was a fan. Ashley and I both had it with cranberry juice and it wasn't bad. But the best thing is Ashley and I are both Certified Irish Whiskey Tasters! They asked for volunteers from the group and at the end, we performed a taste test with Jameson, Johnny Walker Black Scotch (yuck!) and Jack Daniels Black. After the taste test, we were given certificates with our names on them. Our next tour was at the Guiness Brewery - Sonny's favorite! After a tour of 7 stories, we ended up in the Gravity Bar for our free pint where we had a fantastic 360 degree view of the city as the sun was setting. Arthur Guiness was a smart man - he signed a 9,000 year lease for the property in the late 1760s!! The brewery covers 55 acres!
We visited several really old pubs and had lunch at a beautiful Victorian pub, Ryans. It even had an authentic snug in the restaurant which was an enclosed area so women could go in the pubs and have a beverage. Several more pubs later, we ended up back in our hotel around 10 pm although Sonny is still roaming the pubs!
Tomorrow we pick up our car at the Dublin airport and Sonny has to figure out how to drive on the "wrong" side of the road ... just a little scary! We begin our tour of southern Ireland. I tried to download some pictures but keep getting an error.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
I'm In Dublin!!
Just a quick post to tell you I'm HERE!! Haven't seen anything but the hotel so far. We arrived here about 5:30 am. I didn't sleep as much as I had wanted to on the plane - just slept in bits and pieces. I took a sleeping pill shortly after take off but I don't think it kicked in until about the time we arrived. I was so wobbly when it was time to get off the plane, Sonny had to carry my backpack. And to make it worse, the door wouldn't open so we had to get off the plane on the metal stairs onto the tarmac. I was weaving like a sailor and holding on the rails. I even got sick as soon as I got to a bathroom. I won't be taking those again! As soon as we got to our room, I went to sleep and slept hard until 11:00 a.m. (Ireland time). Right now we are 4 hours ahead of EST but they will "spring forward" this weekend. I am sitting in the lobby now watching the doors for Ashley. According to Luftansa, her plane arrived at noon (it's 1:30 now) so she should be here any minute!! Sonny & I are both starving and anxious to try out a local pub!!
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ireland trip
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March Stamp Club
My Stamp Club met last Thursday and we made three cards.
Stamps: Fifth Avenue Floral, Cute By the Inch
Cardstock: Pumpkin Pie, Barely Banana, Always Artichoke, Shimmery White
Accessories: Orange Ribbon, Bird Punch (leaves); Scallop Punch; 1 1/4" square punch; Manhattan Flower embossing folder; Big Shot
Stamps: Take A Spin; Party Hearty; Punch Bunch (SAB)
This one uses the reinker technique that was so popular last year. I let them choose their colors and do 4-5 flowers. We used two of the flowers on this card and they took the other two home to make another card (I hope!!). This just makes the most elegant card. I was surprised that no one order this Fifth Avenue Floral stamp set. I think it is such a versatile stamp.
Stamps: Fifth Avenue Floral, Cute By the Inch
Cardstock: Pumpkin Pie, Barely Banana, Always Artichoke, Shimmery White
Accessories: Orange Ribbon, Bird Punch (leaves); Scallop Punch; 1 1/4" square punch; Manhattan Flower embossing folder; Big Shot
This card was CASE'd from Brenda at QBee's Quest. This turned out to be a little bit too much for my gals even though I did most of the work before they got here. I had the all the cardstock precut and scored; even stamped the owls so they just had to punch them out. The middle fold uses stickers from a retired Scrappin' Kit. They just had to stamp the "celebrate" on the back and the Take a Spin on the front plus the arrow. It's just hard for me to "dumb it down" sometimes but I'm learning!!
Stamps: Take A Spin; Party Hearty; Punch Bunch (SAB)
This is the third card that we did. I gave them a choice of this card or the next one. Most chose this one. Again, I precut all the squares for them so they just had to glue them down and stamp and emboss. It was a good one to use up a lot of scraps - some retired and some current.
Stamps: Fifth Avenue Floral, Warm Words
Cardstock: Concord Crush; Melon Mambo, Dusty Durango, Kiwi Kiss; Bermuda Bay; Whisper White
Access: Corduroy Button; Silver Embossing Powder, Versamark
Aren't these little birds just the cutest? This is one of the stamp sets that you can get with Sale-a-bration for FREE! Actually, my daughter got this one last month and is letting me use it. The flower in the corner is also from Sale-a-Bration - it is a sticker from the Ice Cream Parlor kit.
Stamps: Happy Together
Cardstock: Whisper White; DSP (In Color pack, pg. 175)
Accessories: Corner Punch; sticker from Ice Cream Parlor Scrappin Kit (SAB)
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Fifth Ave Floral,
Happy Together,
salebration,
Stamp Club,
Take A Spin
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Monday, March 21, 2011
Mom's Brownie Recipe
Remember these days - or maybe you are still in this era of your life! God Bless You! I had a very precocious little boy who loved to explore and get into things when he was a toddler. Oh ... to have those days back!! Cherish every one of them. I don't think my Jeff was ever as bad as "Billy" in the recipe below but I thought it was funny! Enjoy!
Mom’s Brownie Recipe
Remove teddy bear from oven.Preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Billy "no, no."
Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
Take shortening can away from Billy and clean cupboards.
Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
Take shortening can away from Billy again and bathe cat. Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat’s tail.
Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation. Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill.
Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
Let cat out of refrigerator.
Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan. Bake 25 minutes.
Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there’s still time and he’s still able to run away.
Frosting
Mix the following in saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
1/4 cup margarine
Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away—far away. Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn’t know Billy had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Billy in playpen.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.
Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose in man’s front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet. Tie Billy to clothesline.
Remove burned brownies from oven.
-Author Unknown
Labels:
humor,
Miscellaneous
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Sunday, March 20, 2011
Spring Has Sprung!
Spring is officially HERE!! The first day of spring is March 20. We have had beautiful days recently. I don't think I will find spring weather though in Ireland and England. I have packed for the cold! According to the AccuWeather site, it will be in the 40s and 50s next week in Ireland. So, I guess I will be taking my boots instead of my flip flops!!
Last Friday when our friends were visiting, we went to Old Salem in Winston Salem and had a wonderful day. The cherry trees were in bloom and were just spectacular! Check out my blog heading - it was made with My Digital Studio and pictures I took of the blooming trees! Here are a few more pictures from our visit.
Camelia Bush |
Graham & Margaret |
Margaret & Sonny with one of the Salem ladies |
We finally got the delay feature to work on the camera! |
The guys waiting for us gals! |
Trees lining the driveway of Salem College |
Close up of the blooms |
Margaret & I under the tin tea pot |
The year's at the spring,
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in His heaven -
All's right with the world!
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in His heaven -
All's right with the world!
(Pippa's Song by Robert Browning)
My posting will be sporadic the next few weeks. I've scheduled a few postings in advance. We are leaving March 21 and will return April 9!!
Labels:
friendship,
Old Salem,
spring
I have been a Stampin' Up demonstrator since 2005. I enjoy sharing my love of card making with others.
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